Which Quote?

Now that I'm excitedly awaiting the arrival of my silver and shiny black leggings, I've been thinking about the many ways I plan to wear them. I have decided I need a good printed t-shirt dress/tunic. So I have a t-shirt that was too tight on my brother that fits me like a tunic, and I'm planning on using fabric paint and a homemade stencil to print a witty message from a book or movie on it. Here are the options I came up with:

It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school from Ferris Bueller's Day Off (LOVE that movie!)

Isms in my opinion are not good from FBDO

Ferris Bueller, You're my hero (Guess where this one is from)

I want My Secret Agent Lover Man from Weetzie Bat

Nobody puts Baby in the corner from Dirty Dancing

If the orangutan gets your feet, it's all over from The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death

Alan Mendelson is from Mars from Alan Mendelson the Boy from Mars

That's basically all I've thought of so far. Ideally it'll either be some obscure quote that few recognize, or a well-known one that everyone recognizes and wants printed on their shirt. I suppose I could also write Reading is Sexy, but that's sort of "done," if you know what I mean.

Which one should I pick? Any suggestions?