Saturday, September 1, 2007

A Breakfast Incident

Scene: Early this morning, I walk into the kitchen and reach for the cereal. A box of Oatmeal Crisp - one of those healthy cereals I avoid like the plague - falls from the shelf. As I start to put it away, something on the back of the box catches my eye. For a breathless second, I think it says, "Great taste that's great for your hair!" and decide that yes, maybe I will have Oatmeal Crisp for breakfast after all.

What does it say about me that the instant I realized the box actually said, "Great taste that's great for your heart!" I put it back and grabbed the granola?

I strongly suspect I am more interested in boosting my appearance than my heart.

Damnit. Bad Kori.

6 comments:

dianabobar said...

that's funny! when I was in the U.S I liked oatmeal a lot!

Kori said...

I like oatmeal, but I don't like Oatmeal Crisp. It's a kind of overly healthy cold cereal.

the Grey said...

Well, look at this way (I know I do!): your heart will be there till the day you die, but your appearance might not..!

:P

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